"I believe that you are sorry as hell for having yourself revealed as an insensitive jerk who, upon seeing an unfamiliar meme, doesn't ask "is this humor or hyperbole perhaps?" but rather goes off on a mean-spirited rant about it."
Hmmm... I wonder how this person would respond to someone that doesn't understand humour... because it reads as though they just expect people to ask and get it rather than taking it literally. Not every brain works this way.