you are a SOCIAL NETWORK USER. you're tired of ADS and CENTRALISED SERVERS, so you grab your ARMS and sign up to SBURBIDON, the first FEDERATED HOMESTUCK SOFTWARE.
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- sburbidon allows you to use video, text, and image sylladexes to post all sorts of interesting new content! you can use the lathe to combine posts with unexpected effects, or just post your own content.
- we warned you about those trolls, bro! we told you dog! are trolls (and we don't mean the species) getting you down? did you see something that made you go BLUH!? use the BANHAMMERKIND STRIFE SYLLADEX to get rid of them and collect grist! remember, though: bans only work if they're JUST or HEROIC.
- you can also collect grist by posting and getting boosts and faves!
- purchase boondollars to rocket your posts to the top!
- choose your classpect, species, and hemospectrum info to gain unique posting powers! (you can even set these to private to avoid hemophobes!)
- built-in support for your quirks! even you, doc scratch!
- there are multiple instances, from LAND OF DEFAULT AND DOT SOCIAL to LAND OF RADICAL AND TOWN and even LAND OF BOFA AND LOL!
- use pesterchum (or trollian) to chat with friends!
so grab your apple juice (?) and log on in! its R--E--ELY FUN!