haven't worn this skullcap like this in a long time, but I used to wear them a lot.
One time, I was sitting in a bar waiting for my sister to get off work, drinking coffee and reading a large leatherbound book. A group of women a few tables kept sneaking a peak at me and eventually sent one over to ask me why, if I was a muslim, I was sitting in a bar.
"I'm not muslim," I said, this is just a hat."
"But you're reading the Qu'ran!"
"This is Shakespeare."