Conversation

UK Parliament: If we pathetically wallow in indecision long enough, the EU will rescue us by agreeing to, uh, "something."

EU: First of all no, and second, you have to tell us what something is that you want us to agree, before you can demand we agree to it.

UK: Hold my beer while the Cabinet completely undermines and dis-empowers the PM and her own minority government, that should help.

EU: Face-palm... this could be going very much better...