Conversation

~ At the registration desk for the YMCA ~

Me: Hello I heard your ad on the radio. I'm here to do "hang out with all the boys" and "do whatever I feel"

Me: *Winks theatrically*

Kid at counter: *Rolls eyes*

Kid: Yeah you want that line-up

Kid: *Points toward alternate entrance with lowered lights, a disco ball over the entrance and loud dance music coming from it; several muscular men in mesh shirts are in line; they are very nice people*