@nolan This post and the string of replies that come after it should come with a content warning. 😆
It's time to come to iOS, friend. I did, after using Android since v1.0 on the G1. Got sick and tired of spending so much of my brain power on nothing but getting my own device to work. :P
Now I use an iPhone, no longer worry about it, and spend my time coding things for _other_ people. :)