"Wear clothes that accentuate your waist. Even if you don't have the traditional hourglass measurements, you can create the illusion of curves by wearing the right clothes and accentuating your waist whenever possible. For example, dresses that nip in at the waist and flare out from the hips create natural looking curves.

Wear fitted trench coats or jackets with adjustable waist belts.
Add belts of all shapes and sizes to any outfit to draw attention to your waist.
Go for jackets or tops with padded shoulders to create a curvier silhouette.
Vertical stripes cinched at the waist with a belt can also create the look of a curvier figure."
Oof... just really subjecting myself to this reality.