Conversation

Conversation overheard at work:

Guy 1: Did you know that they don't have female crash test dummies, and that women die more often in car crashes?

Guy 2: No, but what's the difference between a short man and a tall woman?

Guy 1: Well, uh, women have, you know... *makes breast shape* Have you thought about that?

Guy 2: *straight face* Yes. Yes, I have thought a lot about the fact that women have those.