Comedian attempts to mock pretentious restaurant reviews by writing a deliberately pretentious review of one of the city's best known dive bars. Does he succeed? I dunno. Decide for yourself.
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Adam (inkslinger@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 15-Apr-2019 15:47:10 EDT Adam
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thurloat 📌 (thurloat@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 15-Apr-2019 15:53:28 EDT thurloat 📌
@ink_slinger not bad
"Aural staples such as Nickelback are commingled with more Tool than you’d expect, and off-rhythm ballads that beg the question: when did the dream become a nightmare? The synesthetic pairing of the eclectic draught menu leaves you with the shimmering revelation that you haven’t truly lived until you’ve wept into your Molson while a beautiful, glassy eyed siren scream-cries How You Remind Me."
won an "audible exhale" from me.
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Adam (inkslinger@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 15-Apr-2019 16:03:57 EDT Adam
@thurloat I used to be a semi-regular at that place on Friday nights and, let me tell you, the karaoke is...interesting.
But the pizza is legitimately good and they've apparently upped their game by adding a second beer on tap!
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