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  1. InJenious (itsjennotgabby@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2019 11:57:48 EDT InJenious InJenious

    Lol. GMA is doing a thing on "Mother's Day Gifts" and every single one is not actually for a mom as a person, but as an entity. And by that I mean "here are some beautiful hand towels designed to clean up after your lazy ungrateful family" and "here is an insulated totes bag so you can haul all the drinks and snacks to your kids soccer game more easily".

    Buy your mom some pretty smelling lotion and some face masks and leave her alone for 6 hours. Damn.

    In conversation Thursday, 25-Apr-2019 11:57:48 EDT from jorts.horse permalink
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