~ Cap 'n Bucky's Big Gay Wedding ~
Act 1 scene 1
INTERIOR BEDROOM / DAY
Cap: Bucky my love, I dreamed that Thanos had killed you!
Bucky: Shh, it was all a bad dream
Cap: I also dreamed that we had to constantly exchange conspicuously heterosexual anecdotes
Bucky: Oh you silly one, of course not
Cap and Bucky together: Because we have a big gay wedding to plan!
🎶 [Upbeat music starts playing because yes THIS IS A MUSICAL] 🎶