Don Romano (alt)
How to speak German:
1. Put "ge" in front of words.
2. Put "schaft" after words.
3. Have lots of words with "sch" and "tz" in them.
4. Sprinkle in random words like "bei", "zu", "und", "das", "sie", "bitte" and "aber".
Congratulations! You now speak German.
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