♲ @adriandaub@twitter.com: A family act goes to see a talent agent.
AGENT: So what do y'all do?
FATHER: Well, I sip gin, my wife does ether frolics and my son colonizes the Congo. Then we measure skulls and make wild claims about atavism.
AGENT: Gross! What do you call this act?
FATHER: The Victorians!