The research fairy π· π§ββοΈ π* Dons deerstalker cap, places pipe in mouth *
Me: I have deduced from the recording left behind by the witness that Miss Gloria's intruder can be no other thanβan astronaut!
Friend: What
Me: * Presses the play button *
πΆ And so you're back, from outer space
I just came in to find you here with that sad look upon your face πΆ
Friend: Okay I'm done here
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