The research fairy 😷 🧚♂️ 🌈Me: *Is very gay*
Me: *Plays "I Will Survive" as part of workout playlist*
Me: *Actually listens to the lyrics for once*
Me: *Calls the police* MY FRIEND GLORIA NEEDS HELP THERE'S A MAN IN HER HOUSE I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE
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