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I was at a hipster coffee shop and everyone was talking about how easily owned Jacob Wohl is.

I'm not saying Jacob Wohl is an easily owned idiot, but you can drive him off the lot with no money down and no credit check, plus his IQ is off the charts... As in below the x-axis.

Owning Jacob Wohl is like shooting fish in a barrel. With a cannon. At point-blank range.

If Jacob Wohl were any more owned, he'd be a corncob.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.