Accidentally ordered a phone for the kid that goes on one of Tracfone's differently-branded services and... would I be a bad person for just keeping it as a a tiny tablet? Because I could straight-up use (or rather, ignore) a feature phone for, you know, *phone* stuff, and just use a service-free "phone" tethered to wifi all the time.
Because what I really need is an adequate phone *camera*. Standalone cameras are still more expensive, and the iPad Mini is not really mini enough.