My next goal is to build, test, release, and deploy every time the developer stops typing for more than 300 milliseconds. I won't even wait for them to save the buffer, I'll just take whatever they have in the buffer and pretend it's been saved and committed and pushed.
Having to manually save files and commit changes is such an unnecessary overhead, which slows down development and progress for no good reason at all.
This toot may be a joke.