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The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 16:15:02 EDT The Onion

Fascinating Lore: Nintendo Revealed That The Reason Mario Always Comes Back To Life After He Dies Is Because Both Heaven And Hell Reject His Soul https://ogn.theonion.com/fascinating-lore-nintendo-revealed-that-the-reason-mar-1835703486 #oniongamersnetwork #vol55issue25 #videogames #nintendo #news
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  Fascinating Lore: Nintendo Revealed That The Reason Mario Always Comes Back To Life After He Dies Is Because Both Heaven And Hell Reject His Soul
  
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  Nintendo just let slip a huge piece of Mario lore! During this week’s Nintendo Direct, CEO Doug Bowser confirmed for the first time that the world’s favorite Italian plumber always comes back to life after he dies due to both Heaven and Hell rejecting his soul.

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