USA: "London? USA calling."
Our TSA officers in Boston saved your citizens from the potential horrors that could have been inflicted by one of your residents."
London: "Really? Thanks."
"Yes. We have confiscated 4 assault butter knives. The City is safer now."
https://boston.cbslocal.com/2019/06/14/logan-airport-boston-knives-knee-brace/