my actually totally serious suggestion for renaming GIMP: Imp.
- it's the 21st century, "graphical" is the default (especially for the users you want to attract)
- sounds fun and mischievous
- could have an ugly-cute mascot
- alliterates with Inkscape
- not a super common word so easier to Google for help
- less bits flipped when changing the strings to the new title, thus staving off universe heat death longer
As a concession, the bell pepper brushes may remain.
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