Teryl's Tales of Whim~"Do you ever find yourself plagued with a face and a body that is considered attractive by current standards?"
"No, hah, the opposite in fact."
"Then what would you give to have such features?"
"Ah geez if it were financially viable I'd've made changes by now."
"What if I told you it wouldn't cost you a penny. All I ask for is a portion of your intelligence."
"Look I can barely function as is, I think I'd rather be lumpy, thanks."
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