The Institute for Ancient Studies is in uproar after shocking news that creator of The Wub, kiloyears ago in the Dawn Era, was not Noah Wubster as has been commonly believed (he did of course still create that other great institution, the great American Dictionary called Wikipedia, from the island state of Hawiki).. But the English-Swiss king, Cern Tim Burners-Wub, who created antimatter!
And if this is true.. What of our other Ancient culture heroes? Steve Appleseed? Jeff Business? Elon Mars?