witch hazel
me: *points at journalist* yes go ahead
journo: greg gregg, boston herald
me: hi greg
journo: so is it true that you are a furry
me: ok let me clear something up real quick cos i think its important. i am not a furry. im just literally a dog
*about 100 other journalists start shouting questions*
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