@georgieboy Adolph #Coors, John #Labatt, Adolphus Busch and Arthur #Guinness walk into a bar. "Give me a Coors," says Adolph. "A Blue, please," says John. "I'll have a Bud," says Adolphus. "And water for me," says Arthur.
Concerned, the first three ask Guinness what's wrong. Aren't you feeling all right?
"Well," says Arthur, "I saw that you three weren't drinking #beer, so I thought I'd abstain as well."