I read "dumpster fire" as "lobster fire" for some reason and by the time my brainmeaty grammar check got around to recognizing the error and re-parsing the sentence I was already deep into visualizing it
Just like a small group of lobsters gathered up in a quarter circle
Two keeping a lookout with their beady eyestalks, one fiddling determinedly with a lighter in its gripper claw
Just some lobsters setting a fire
🦞 + ZWJ + 🔥