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  1. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2019 22:52:17 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin

    I read "dumpster fire" as "lobster fire" for some reason and by the time my brainmeaty grammar check got around to recognizing the error and re-parsing the sentence I was already deep into visualizing it

    Just like a small group of lobsters gathered up in a quarter circle

    Two keeping a lookout with their beady eyestalks, one fiddling determinedly with a lighter in its gripper claw

    Just some lobsters setting a fire

    🦞 + ZWJ + 🔥

    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Jun-2019 22:52:17 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
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