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reportedly Jennifer Lopez (actress and singer) was performing in NYC last night, and was informed that Carli Lloyd (football midfielder, most recently of the World Cup-winning American national team) was in the audience

so she sent her fiance (Alex Rodriguez, retired baseball player) to fetch her from the audience, summoned a couple backup dancers, and gave her a heck of a lap dance, including a check-in

Lopez returned to the stage, and she and her female dancers moved sensually in front of Lloyd, who was cheered on by the audience.

“Carli, you doing OK?” Lopez asked, then sitting on Lloyd’s lap as she sang a slowed-down version of “If You Had My Love,” her debut single released in 1999.

(quoting from pagesix dot com, which i'm not gonna link to, cuz fuck the New York Post)

The three little words that every woman loves to hear: "you doing OK?"