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Just for lulz I'm working on a script to turn regular text into lunatic comments section rambling.

For example, here is some original text:

In the Long Island Sound, the world’s fastest nuclear submarine was cruising 200 feet beneath the waves. Sirens and horns whined as the crew tested the submarine’s alarms. As usual, the USS Skipjack hummed with activity. Sailors walked purposefully through tight passageways, their buzz cuts skimming the ceilings. That wasn’t the only buzz in the air: Word on the ship was that Clementine Paddleford was touring the galley.

Here's the text as mangled by my script:

In THE long island sound The worlds fastest NUCLEAR submarine Was BRUISING 200 Feet beneath THE waves Sirens and Horns WHINED as khe crew TESTED The submarines ALARMS as USUAL The USS skipjack Hummed with activity!1!!!! he himself bore Our SINS In his body On THE tree so that We MIGHT die to Sins AND Live for righteousness by his WOUNDS You Have been healed svilors walked purposefully Through Tight passageways there buzz cuts skimming the ceilings that WASNT the only BUZZ in the AIR word on The ship was that clementine paddleford Was touring.... THE GALLEY!!!!!!!!!