Conversation

cat: *is asleep on my lap*

me: It is getting quite late.

cat:

me: cat. I would like to go to bed.

cat: *stands up*

cat: *arches back in a big stretch while digging claws into both of my legs*

cat: *looks me in the face and then sneezes directly on my glasses*

cat: *turns around and curls up in exactly the same position on my lap but with opposite chirality*

me:

me:

me: perfect

me: thanks, cat. Good talk.

cat: *purrs loudly while pretending to be asleep*