> that people will argue in favor of curl | bash shows how absolutely fucked our entire software infra is
I *generally* agree, but I'm willing to make a partial exception for extremely large/established/reputable projects (assuming that the download is over https).
For example, the recommended installation method for #rust starts with a `curl | sh` command, and I don't really have a problem with that (though I'm glad they give other options) https://www.rust-lang.org/tools/install