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  1. Nate Cull (natecull@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2019 20:08:17 EDT Nate Cull Nate Cull

    As we all learned in school science class, cats are much like balloons, every time you stroke them they accumulate electric charge.

    Serious wizards use this fact to destroy their enemies by first wearing an insulated rubber suit, and then handing them an extremely well stroked cat.

    It is whispered that in the basement at LANL Sandia there is an experimental parallel machine with nine million heavily purring cats, wired to a balloon lofted antenna that points a whisker of doom toward Moscow.

    In conversation Friday, 05-Jul-2019 20:08:17 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
    1. Doc Edward Morbius ⭕ (dredmorbius@mastodon.cloud)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2019 20:24:30 EDT Doc Edward Morbius ⭕ Doc Edward Morbius ⭕
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      @natecull #RealTrueFact: LINAC and SLAC are short for LINACat and SLACat.

      (Do not ask me about LiGato, as I would have to kill you.)

      In conversation Friday, 05-Jul-2019 20:24:30 EDT from mastodon.cloud permalink
      1. Doc Edward Morbius ⭕ (dredmorbius@mastodon.cloud)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2019 20:28:08 EDT Doc Edward Morbius ⭕ Doc Edward Morbius ⭕
        in reply to

        @natecull The cats involved on gravity wave detection are Very Fat Cats indeed.

        And immensely territorial over what they consider to be their spacetime domain.

        In conversation Friday, 05-Jul-2019 20:28:08 EDT from mastodon.cloud permalink
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