Conversation

McDonald's worker: "Hi, can I help you?"

Me: "Help me? No comrade, you should be helping yourself! For you earn less in one year than your CEO does in one day. The true value of your labour is being stolen by people neither of us will ever come into contact with. There is a solution, comrade: organization. Join the One Big Union today and organize your comrades from the bottom-up into a truly independent trade union that will organize in your interest, both by achieving short-term gains and by focusing on the long-term goal of overthrowing this rotten system that looks at exploitation and calls it profit, that looks at robbery and calls it property. Do not give yourself over to brutes, people that don't care whether you starve or work yourself to death, the only people that can organize the workers are the workers themselves. Solidarity forever comrade, long live the revolution!"

McDonald's worker: "..."

Me: "Chocolate milkshake, please..."