Slept after listening to Julia Darling's five postie stories on #BBCRadio, dreamt I visited my copine Jane in #Rugby where folks wore jumpers and coats. "Your July is like my April," I said. Then a fast dissolve to Toronto, where it was even colder, and I spotted and "stalked" Richard Ayoade trying to ask him if he knew Don McKellar. Ayoade was studying film for his Ph.D. I at last seized him, tickled him, he fell into my arms and told me he is a family man.