Ok so I think maybe we need to talk about two things coming out of Stranger Things 3:
1) what the HECK Hopper, you did absolutely zero legitimate police work in eight episodes and instead you just straight up got drunk and murdery and assaulted everyone you met, how was that supposed to turn out
2) this fear Americans seem to have about literal entire Russian military complexes, uniforms and all, operating under shopping malls, uh, that's just a little too 'Jade Helm'