I am the cruelest human, for I have gone into the room of evil water and ~shut the door~ and lo, the kitteh cannot rescue me from my bad decisions nor watch water as it disappears down the drain
woe
woe
truly, the #cats are forsaken
so say they with paws edging under the door
tho yea and verily, if I chose to go into the monstrous water creature, they would not rescue me, just watch and wait for my safe return
now they hold vigil, for all is lost. why did I shut the door?