I see it going a little bit like this:
- Britain: "NO DEAL!", we will keep the £39b settlement!
- EU: Sure, we'll just recoup it by taxing all your exports to the Union. Should take no more than a couple of years.
- Britain: Er...
- EU: It is... How do young people call it these days? Ah yes: "All your exports are belong to us".
- Britain: ...
- Scotland: FREEDOM!
(You read it here first) 😋