Me: Mom!! I did some super illegal shit today!!
My mom: Oh god...
Me: I took the dog to a park with a sign that says "No dogs off leash" and then I took off her leash!!!!!! 😎
My mom: Goodbye.
Me: Mom!! I did some super illegal shit today!!
My mom: Oh god...
Me: I took the dog to a park with a sign that says "No dogs off leash" and then I took off her leash!!!!!! 😎
My mom: Goodbye.
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