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Oooooh, fucking hell... 😡

I found this extremely long hair embedded in my sandwich. My long-haired thick-maned flatmate has been moulting on the kitchen counter.

He always acts *completely* surprised when this kind of thing happens, of course, as if he's completely unaware of the fact that hair falls off his head, or that he might be able to prevent it by putting it up in a ponytail before uses the kitchen.

I'm going to have to make a rule. I hate those, but some people need them...