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1. Press 'F' for 'Ferret' (ferretsyndicate@radical.town)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2019 13:30:40 EDT Press 'F' for 'Ferret'

   [ANARCHIST AND COMMUNIST BAKING SHOW]:

   [COMMUNIST]: "Now...when baking the *perfect* cake, you wanna make sure u have all your ducks in a row: all your tools and ingredients ready at your disposal, and complete mastery over your kitchen..."

   [ANARCHIST]: "...Although, sometimes, it's ok to improvise--because what actually matters in a cake is how good it tastes; so we wanna focus on the process of building it...*from the ground up*..."

   *Each exchange passive aggressive looks, gritting their teeth while smiling*

   1. Press 'F' for 'Ferret' (ferretsyndicate@radical.town)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2019 16:12:21 EDT Press 'F' for 'Ferret'

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      *5 minutes later*

      [COMMUNIST]: *throwing a rolling pin* "U WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD CAKE IF MARX HIMSELF HANDED IT TO U!!"

      [ANARCHIST, WEARING A COLLANDER AS A HELMET]: *ducks* "OH, LOOK! THEY'RE USING THE VIOLENCE OF THE STATE AGAINST ME!!!"

      [THE AUDIENCE]: *starting to not like either of these people*

      1. Press 'F' for 'Ferret' (ferretsyndicate@radical.town)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2019 16:27:12 EDT Press 'F' for 'Ferret'

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         *30 minutes later*

         [COMMUNIST]: *wearing raspberry jelly like war paint* "ur reactionary views will no longer destroy this cake!!"

         [ANARCHIST]: *tied to the kitchen table with cooking twine like a damsel in distress on railroad tracks* "Set me free!!"

         [AUDIENCE MEMBER]: "I don't understand...it seems like you both want to make a cake. Why not work tog--"

         [COMMUNIST AND ANARCHIST IN UNISON]: "NO ONE WAS TALKING TO U, U FUCKING LIBERAL!!!"