Conversation

When I'm alone in the kitchen and I cook, I basically turn into a parrot.

*elongated chirp* Hey! *clicks cheeks 3 times*

(Droopy's voice) Hoooly FUCK it's cold this morning...

(Cat meows at me. I meow back in its own voice.)

(Someone who sounds like Frank Sinatra can be heard singing in the kitchen.)

(Frank Sinatra drops the butter knife. A Peter Griffin sound-alike picks it up) Here ya go, Frank!

(A British movie villain gets more ingredients from the fridge and complains about it.)