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  1. Fitheach (fitheach@mstdn.io)'s status on Friday, 13-Sep-2019 13:25:55 EDT Fitheach Fitheach

    Q: How do you get the code for the bank vault?
    A: You checkout their branch.

    Q: Why did the security conscious engineer refuse to pay their dinner bill?
    A: Because they could not verify the checksum.

    Q: I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder
    A: Looking to buy a guitar &

    Q: What's the second movie about a database engineer called?
    A: The SQL.

    These and many other computer related jokes at:
    https://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes
    #jokes #DadJokes

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