Q: How do you get the code for the bank vault?
A: You checkout their branch.
Q: Why did the security conscious engineer refuse to pay their dinner bill?
A: Because they could not verify the checksum.
Q: I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder
A: Looking to buy a guitar &
Q: What's the second movie about a database engineer called?
A: The SQL.
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