@ComputerHusband this evokes extremely strong deja vu for me.
I was on a holiday road trip on the Pacific Coast Highway and we were improvising as we went. I think it was Lincoln City, Oregon(?) where we stopped because it was getting dark but there was some kind of sports tournament and the hotels were almost all full, so we had to stay in a "honeymoon suite" of a Ma and Pa operation that looked Just. Like. This.
I mean this is nearly EXACTLY as I remember it.
Supershagadelic!