J got a subscription to Wired magazine for cheap. In it are articles about buying a scooter vs renting those scooters.(for 800 or 1,500, take your pick), Lyft driver essentials, feelings about having a low IQ that isn't in the top 2%, and some musician who does something I guess that's cool (and a cover story about a Fitbit being used to solve a murder).
All I can think of is I wonder how we managed to get past the vetting process to receive this missive from Planet Asshole