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So basically hobgoblins are That Guy From Your High School Who Wanted to Be a Marine, who you'd find doing one-handed pushups, memorizing AFV details or practicing katas

AND YET SOMEHOW he was less badass than the guy who was good at picking locks and wing tsun before he got bored with that and was pretty good at escrima before he decided he was more into weed and microwave burritos. That's bugbears.