Don Romano 🍹NORMAL PEOPLE: If I want fresh donuts for breakfast, I'll have to go out and buy them.
ME THE WEIRDO: If I want fresh donuts for breakfast, I will microwave store bought vacuum packed donuts and use a butane torch to give them a nice crust.
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