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Listen, Google, when I search for "sudden intense itch foot", I do not mean feet, itching, sudden or intense things in general. I want to know why my left foot is suddenly itching like crazy.

My suspicion is winter eczema, but it's showing up in all sorts of unusual locations. I never know what to expect from my body. It's never been a very reliable machine, frankly. There's always problems with it, and I'm only 36.

I strongly doubt I'll get very old, and if I do, it'll be uncomfortable.