Some street urchin just told me that I look like Ted Buddy.
I said “thank you, he was handsome” then
All the damn street urchins surrounding her started howling with derision, calling me a psycho.
I am, but that would never count as a tell.
As I drove away, I told ‘em all that they have a combined IQ of 55. That wasn’t received all that well,
at least one death threat.