@theoutrider I cannot help but think of 15th century English publisher William Caxton's "eggs" story, where a merchant asks a woman for "egges" and she's like "I don't speak French" and he's like "Neither do I, I just want egges!" and finally another merchant is like "Do you have eyren?" and she's like "Ohh, eyren, why didn't you say so?"
"Certaynly it is hard to playse every man, by-cause of dyversite and chaunge of langage."