@minus_zero i feel like this hits the exact same problem i have with MOST "here's what HP house various things are" - it just turns the houses into a singular value judgement and throws away any actual effort to compare characteristics
Slytherin obviously = bad! just, "bad"
Ravenclaw, they're all uppity about knowing stuff (or something like that), so they're "kinda bad"
Hufflepuff is weird, so uhh "not bad but not great"
Gryffindor is GREAT, the BEST!