Conversation

me: I'd like to share some line art as a nice, clean PNG that's only 40K.

Telegram: Ooh! I'll help out by resizing it badly and recompressing it as a JPEG over three times the size!

me: That's not— *sighs* Okay, fine, nevermind. I'll link them to the PNG hosted elsewhere instead.

Telegram: Ooh! I'll make sure when they click the link to download it they'll get a version that's resized badly and recompressed as a JPEG over three times the size!

me: Why would you—

Telegram: I'M HELPING SO MUCH